What on earth is that appalling guff?

The iPhone is out in New York on Friday and rumour has it there are people queuing outside the Apple stores already!!! Completely mental, especially in this weather, which is appropriately described by New Yorkers as 'soupy' - very hot with unbearably high humidity. You're outside for 5minutes and you feel like you need to take a shower, it's disgusting!! Tomorrow is supposed to be more of the same!!! Let's hope for the sake of the salespeople at the Apple Stores that there's a nice big rainstorm on Thursday evening to cleanse the longterm iPhone queuers, otherwise they're all going to reek to high heaven by the time they're able to get their mitts on a phone!!! Ugh!!!