Not to worry folks, I knew you were alarmed, but you can stop your fretting.....Bet Lynch has been found. She's alive and well and currently playing in the US Open
Yowser!! I'm off to see if I can spot t' Alec Gilroy in t' audience. Toodlepip!!
by Joseph Heller
Incredibly witty and funny, you have a taste for irony in all that you see. It seems that life has put you in perpetually untenable situations, and your sense of humor is all that gets you through them. These experiences have also made you an ardent pacifist, though you present your message with tongue sewn into cheek. You could coin a phrase that replaces the word "paradox" for millions of people.
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