Saturday, 28 July 2007

What the....

About a month ago I tagged my blog with Google Analytics so that I could see what types of traffic was coming to my site. Today I had a browse through the search terms driving traffic to my blog.

Now search only drives 9-10% of traffic to my site overall, but readers I was shocked - and slightly amused - to see the following....



I realize it's quite difficult to read in the above screen shot - sorry, I couldn’t make it bigger without the font getting all blurry - but those of you with keen eyesight will be able to spot the following search terms:

8. British female bums
9. Comparison of female arses
13. Lovely damp knickers

Ahem!! WHAT???? How are people searching on the above terms reaching my blog?? Oh and the less said about the term ranked at #4 the better.

Thankfully they are disappointed as none of them stay, but still...I shall continue to monitor the situation via Google Analytics. Beware perv searchers, I've got my beady eye on you!!

8 comments:

ZOE♥ said...

Heh. That is weird. ((That's a good idea though, I might just try it. =0))

fishwithoutbicycle said...

It's eye opening :-)

Princess of the Universe said...

And shocking! It's amazing the things people try to find on the internet.

My favourite on mine is: how does it feel to have your boob squeezed? How can an internet search fully describe the sensation???

fishwithoutbicycle said...

Ha!! Princess that made me laugh out loud!! There are certainly a LOT of oddballs out there.

patientanonymous said...

Oh, I don't even want to post on your blog what I discovered was one of my more recent terms...it was the funniest ever!

But it was something to do with a certain *ahem* act and a gourd.

You can find the post on my site if you wish...just search gourd. I've never written about the other word in question but I'm sure I've said "out of my gourd."

Yes, doing this is fun and I've written a couple of posts with commentary about the terms--just to be a bit sarcastic.

MiniMarie said...

lol That's a new one! Thanks for the laugh.

fishwithoutbicycle said...

Thanks for stopping by MiniMarie :-)

Amel's Realm said...

HI HI HI HI...LOL!!! Oh dearrrrrrr...